Cover your butt in honey and sit on some money. And Minty too!

This cracked me up....



And can't forget Minty:



Lyrics to Minty's special song:

OH! When the holidays come around,
You can hear the sound of Minty the candy cane
Who briefly fell on the ground.

Minty fell on the ground,
Now Minty's covered in poo.
Cause Minty fell on the ground for just a moment or two.

It's becoming evident that he landed in excrement,
But never fear cause Minty's here to make Christmas excellent!
Minty fell on the ground,
Now Minty's covered in poo.
Cause Minty fell on the ground for just a moment or two.