Sunday, March 4, 2012

A note to FaceBook

Dearest Facebook,


Why does my feed bounce around to and fro?
The pages are loading with a stop and go.

I scroll down, you pop me back up.
With a flash and a blink I'm thinking: ENOUGH!

I click a link and my screen goes white.
I'm telling you, seriously, it is a horrible sight.


For this I am nursing an ache in the head.
I am threatening to pick up a good book instead.

So please, I beg of you, please fix this annoyance.
You've spent lots of time and money promoting your flamboyance.

Would it be too much to ask to easily edit photos and post?
Because we all know you have gleaned our habits, you boast.

And money is no object for most of you there.
So please, pretty please, stop me from pulling out my hair.

Sincerely,
Me
P.S. this goes for you too......."Known Issues on Facebook"